Tried deleting and re-installing Java. No change.
Really strange problem. Maybe it's time to submit
a bug report. It's got to be related to the
"Inside Windows" install I'm using. Maybe
Microsoft did it...yea, I'll blame them. They're
trying to discourage people from not using their
bloated OS.

If iTunes would work on Linux I'd do a clean
Linux-only install and be done with it. Don't
suppose that will happen anytime soon. I know
people have gotten iTunes working with other
iPods, but not the I-Touch or iPhone.